Everyone’s gotta have the Fresh Prince on their blog
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Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”
Gene Wilder was a genius.
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
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Apparently putting googly eyes on the portrait of Jesus my parents have is “not funny” and “blasphemous.” - Imgur
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hey who cares about bee movie lets bring back flubber
i am 110% in support of this
The New Revised Standard Texting Version
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i only watch porn for the kissing
Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
I needed that laugh just now.
